Friday, March 8, 2013

Friday Letters 3/8

It's Friday! Thank goodness! Tomorrow starts my spring break and I am sooo looking forward to a week without having to see my students.


Dear parents of students: If your child is failing more than one class why are you letting them play sports and taking them to Disney over break??? I'm sorry but if I had been failing even ONE class, my butt would have been home every night studying and doing what ever I could to bring my grades up. It just shows you that many of the parents down here don't show their students the importance of an education. And they don't make the kids excel. As long as we aren't calling home, they are perfectly content letting their kids do what ever they want. Ugh!

Dear Students. Stop being lazy!!!!!! Also when you're on the computer, stop trying to sneak games. I have a nifty little program that lets me see everyone's screens and I can see EXACTLY what you are doing. I catch you every time.

Dear spring break: Oh have I been looking forward to you. No actual plans set, but still looking forward to not having to come to work for 5 whole days. YEA!!!!!!

Dear sickness: I would appreciate if you would leave my body. K? Thanks! I haven't really slept in 4 days and it hurts to swallow, you are making me miserable. Please go away!

Dear husband: I just love you. Even when your back is hurting and you're being an ass.....I love you.

Dear Booger: I love you to the moon and back, but can we grow out of the whiny stage now? I'm kinda over it and would love to have my little stinker back. Thanks!

Dear Pretty Girl: Please start sleeping through the night again. I know we started caging the dog and she isn't sleeping with you, but please, pretty please start sleeping through the night again. I also know your teeth hurt, I mean three molars at once is a lot, but I know we both could use our sleep. :)

Dear Roxy: I swear I have thought about letting you "loose" in our neighborhood numerous time over the last couple of days. Seriously if you can't figure out how to stop chewing up the nipples to bottles or the tops to the kids cups, their books, and anything else you think might taste good, I might just murder you. Seriously! I know you are a puppy, but c'mon! Plastic?!?!?! That cannot taste good, nor digest good. Let's work on this ASAP, or I might just cage you all.of.the.time.

I hope you all have a great weekend! I hoping for some much needed sleep. :) Happy Friday!!!!

3 comments:

  1. Yay for spring break soon!! :) Haha kids sure think they can get away with anything. :)

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  2. This is getting much closer to the students letter we talked about! I hope you get rid of the sickness soon, that little man quits being whiny, little beauty cuts those teeth and sleeps, and that the dog doesn't die. I miss you!

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  3. I could not be a teacher... I would get too annoyed at the parents.

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